I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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