Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
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did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
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I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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