hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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