We're like a lot better than the average bears
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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