Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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