Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
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Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
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Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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