So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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