Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
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What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
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they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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