No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
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You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
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And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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