Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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