that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
