you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
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Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
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His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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