And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
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just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
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Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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