Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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