That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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