he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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