at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
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Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
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There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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