so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
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You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
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I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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