there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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