I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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