I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
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She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
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I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Randomize