I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
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