What a fucking waste of an outfit
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
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