I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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