i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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