Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
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your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
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Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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