whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
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I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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