so explain again why im purple
no
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
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I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
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She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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