Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
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the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
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Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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