Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
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I intend to get homeless drunk
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
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Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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