If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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