I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
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