I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
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i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
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That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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