I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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