I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
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You're like the curious george of whores
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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