no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
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I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
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I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
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