oh god the rape fog is back!
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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