How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
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I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
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He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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