if you like me you must not know who I am
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
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My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
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Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
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