ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
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there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
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I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
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