i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
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I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
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Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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