My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
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he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
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Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
You are the jesus of drinking
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.