oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
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do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
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She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.