Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(703): View more from Virginia

maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.

(859): View more from Kentucky

i did. i'm using it as a microphone.

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(719): View more from Colorado

just survived the first fart of the relationship.

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(916): View more from California

this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.

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(516): View more from New York

I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.

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(614): View more from Ohio

I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.

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(614): View more from Ohio

I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man

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(503): View more from Oregon

no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.

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(224): View more from Illinois

Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.

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(410): View more from Maryland

I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.

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