if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
mondays should just be called national damage control day
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We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
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So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks