We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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