So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
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So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
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You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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