I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
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No I am not eating basil off your cock
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
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She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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