So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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