Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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