They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
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omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
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Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
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