Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Two words: blizzard sex
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
there is glitter all over my balls
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