tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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