two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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