oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
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What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
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Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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