Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
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Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
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Put some vodka in it
put some vodka in it
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?