someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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